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I cannot express how deep my desire to own this phone is
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Your boyfriend, Phil. Do you know him?
John Green proposes for a nerdfighter (X)
remember that time?!
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The Great Seal of The State of Ohio
those mountains are very generously exaggerated
No no, they just got the perspective wrong. That’s actually only a fourteen inch long field of very tall wheat.
STOP IT
YOUR MOUTH’S MAKING WORDS BUT ALL I HEAR IS WINE WINE WINE
This. Scotch though.
Don’t close your eyes, don’t look away, and don’t blink. They are fast, faster than you can believe.
I can’t even….
(Source: panjihn, via vondell-swain)
Doctor Who ^ Firefly
“I don’t work properly anymore.”
“Doesn’t matter! Because you, River Tam, are a genius! Albeit a slightly strange one, but a genius nonetheless. And you know whats better than one weird genius? Two! Two mad clever people. You and me, discovering the universe.”
“In a stolen boat.”
Hank must write and preform a song dedicated and about loving John. It needs to be composed using only singamagijs and it will be released near esther day.
SPREAD THE WORD!
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While your pants is down.
This may not be a Vondell Swain reblog, but it is a Vodell Swain style facebook/tumblr crosspost.
Vondell-Swain is a fantastic human being and you all need to go follow him.
(It’s me! But a truck! It’s a nerd-truck! …Truckerd?)
I should get my middle name changed to a dash
And then you should change your first name to rainbow.